I can see your faces now. What the frack is Barnhillism? Well, faithful followers Mom, it’s my own philosophy. Ya know when you’re sitting at the local indie coffee shop reading Nietzsche’s Beyond Good and Evil for the fourth time? And you suddenly realize that maybe these inventions of moral consciousness are all overrated. And his theories of existentialism and postmodernism aren’t all they’re cracked up to be. And you’re like, “Uh, Freddy, I do NOT agree!”….. Yeah, me neither.

Really this all started senior year in high school in philosophy class when I realized that it was the DUMBEST SUBJECT EVER. So to avoid stabbing myself with my mechanical pencil, I decided to make the class a complete joke (sorry, Mr. Vanags, but the only time I took the class seriously was when you let me write a paper on my faux philosophy). It only took a couple days to realize that I was a total genius. And the rest is history.

So really, Why The Face (Modern Family anyone?)? IT’S NOT WEIRD! Trust me, if you like me as much as I do then you’ll love this blog.


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